Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #20612
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #20922
Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as...
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
Quote #23167
The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Quote #13178
This report, by its very length, defends itself against being read.
Quote #3408
It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
Quote #25495
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.