Quote #29261
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #25472
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #34112
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
Quote #33249
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for...
Quote #1280
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #17249
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #13410
A woman should never be trusted with money.
Quote #23784
Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.
Quote #9378
I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.