Quote #12958
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen...
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That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...
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The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they...
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Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except...