Quote #501
If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Quote #25945
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #15881
Our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running...
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Quote #13451
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be...
Quote #7576
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.