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I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more...
Quote #13919
Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #3986
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
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Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #18396
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Quote #1099
We are just tenants on this world. We have just been given a new...
Quote #25651
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Quote #17730
Sit down before fact like a little child, and be prepared to give up...