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You don’t get to choose how you’re going to die, or when. You can...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
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Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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No one imagines that a symphony is supposed to improve in quality as it...
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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small...