Quote #31849
Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
Quote #26509
An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
Quote #34705
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...
Quote #23111
As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready...
Quote #4752
One cannot review a bad book without showing off.
Quote #18250
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #31600
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get...
Quote #2595
As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these...
Quote #20057
Never find your delight in another’s misfortune.