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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate...
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Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love...
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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
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All proofs rest on premises.
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Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
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To live in the past or in the future may be less satisfying than...
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Is everybody in? Is everybody in? Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to...
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Where I am, I don’t know, I’ll never know, in the silence you don’t...