Quote #32732
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Quote #4348
Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #2955
The classes that wash most are those that work least.
Quote #7595
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #23475
In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #34767
The vow of silence, that’s the mind-blower. See, talking is what I do… i...
Quote #463
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a...