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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie,...
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What did my hands do before they held you?
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It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars.
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The ends must justify the means.
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The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
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Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so...
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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If you can’t do what you want, do what you can.
Quote #26641
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...