Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #2652
Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.
Quote #30803
Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
Quote #7305
It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Quote #13811
He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.
Quote #9232
When desire, having rejected reason and overpowered judgment which leads to right, is set...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #31080
Adversity makes men wise but not rich.
Quote #12655
Valour needs first strength, then a weapon.