Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #29196
It’s amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.
Quote #28093
I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
Quote #9644
Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
Quote #16768
The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is...
Quote #22153
Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
Quote #17654
Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
Quote #16524
I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
Quote #24885
If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow.
Quote #26048
Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are...