Quote #28424
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
Quote #12713
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
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A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with...
Quote #26622
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #2331
…all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there...
Quote #28950
What you are is God’s gift to you. What you make of yourself is...
Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Quote #11245
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the...
Quote #19445
Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.