Quote #4513
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #11452
Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
Quote #17744
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Quote #24050
Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
Quote #11520
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #30898
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #10935
These days, the wages of sin depend on what kind of deal you make...
Quote #27724
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting,...
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me