Quote #28708
Celebrations are the juice of life.
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #18426
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #29626
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
Quote #22863
A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and...
Quote #18245
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
Quote #28003
A man is measured by the size of things that anger him.
Quote #33300
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.