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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a...
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than...
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Humans are driven by a perpetual and restless desire of power.
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Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
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Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
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The books that help you most are those which make you think that most....