Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #27035
How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
Quote #28064
You did touch me but didn’t feel my pain.
Quote #875
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at...
Quote #28903
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #17853
Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after...
Quote #1779
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Quote #32759
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
Quote #24774
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...