Quote #28690
The key to life is imagination. If you don’t have that, no mater what...
Quote #12716
Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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All the problems of the world could be settled if people were only willing...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #9483
Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo...
Quote #26697
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
Quote #19602
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #30617
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Quote #13679
Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things,...