Quote #2316
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #25801
The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.
Quote #25468
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #34823
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #31813
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
Quote #16864
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Quote #23234
I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my...