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Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Death is a veil which those who live call life, Sleep and it is...
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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Fanaticism is just one step away from barbarism.
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The real danger from advertising is that it helps to shatter and ultimately destroy...
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Our common language is … English. And our common task is to ensure that...
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Christ is not valued at all unless He is valued above all.