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Trent I’m making Gretzky’s head bleed for super-fan 99 over here
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One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of...
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If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he...
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Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.
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In great attempts it is glorious even to fail.
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Should one see a wise man who, like a revealer of treasures, points out...
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Indecision may or may not be my problem.
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I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather that my spark should...
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...