Quote #30139
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
Quote #2159
#3533. The law disregards trifles.
Quote #22480
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Quote #17077
Friends LOVE misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too luck or too...
Quote #5765
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.
Quote #19236
Absence is to love what wind is to fire it extinguishes the small, it...
Quote #22584
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #2112
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.