Quote #23664
Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
Quote #31024
The man who carried out the attack is still in power and still insane,...
Quote #23866
Live among men as if God beheld you speak to God as if men...
Quote #7186
Do no dishonour to the earth least you dishonour the spirit of man.
Quote #13769
Politics is applesauce.
Quote #11583
God is either everything, or He is nothing.
Quote #26980
It is no longer my moral duty as a human being to achieve an...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25386
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
Quote #1296
Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty–power is ever stealing from the many to...