Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #20524
Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart.
Quote #23314
You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
Quote #8296
Take death for example. A great deal of our effort goes into avoiding it....
Quote #26035
One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to...
Quote #7869
The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do....
Quote #31991
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
Quote #30144
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
Quote #1227
This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.