Quote #6483
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
Quote #25811
For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
Quote #28306
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
Quote #33479
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #18785
I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist...
Quote #21486
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
Quote #32683
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working...
Quote #14569
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quote #28879
Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Quote #8118
All leaders strive to turn their followers into children.