Quote #20466
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #11616
If you would be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable.
Quote #2097
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Quote #11272
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #333
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Quote #29736
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals...
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #12068
I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the...
Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #22447
If you would be pope, you must think of nothing else.