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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...
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The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
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Nature herself makes the wise man rich.
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You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
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Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Jesters do often prove prophets.
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The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...
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Quotation … A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because...