Quote #32515
All general statements are false.
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #15189
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #13527
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Quote #12318
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may...
Quote #21323
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we...
Quote #3019
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Quote #8539
I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it...
Quote #14698
If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead...
Quote #2807
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.