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Each time that one loves is the only time one has ever loved. Difference...
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Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different...
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Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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I don’t like the sound of all those lists he’s making – it’s like...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others.
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There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue