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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
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He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught...
Quote #1403
Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
Quote #28659
Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Quote #29219
I sent my Soul through the Invisible, Some letter of that After-life spell, And...
Quote #7343
As thou hast sown, so shalt thou reap.
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #30144
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...