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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.
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I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
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I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.
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By heaven we understand a state of happiness infinite in degree, and endless in...
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Great minds think alike.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible,...