Quote #1643
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Quote #16734
When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity since sanity is,...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #967
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the...
Quote #32456
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who...
Quote #18896
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
Quote #7511
Man…is a tame or civilized animal; never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #28664
The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
Quote #21989
Linus Apparently, he’s got a record longer than my… well, it’s long.
Quote #30940
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...