Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #30264
We’re a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of...
Quote #7077
Speech is the mirror of the mind. (Imago Animi Sermo Est)
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‘Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. — last...
Quote #21963
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
Quote #34335
That’s not painting, that’s Paint-By-Numbers. That’s therapy for the artistically challenged. That’s what they...
Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #31116
Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other.
Quote #19167
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.