Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #32499
The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television.
Quote #4147
There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
Quote #26786
It’s not the situation… It’s your reaction to the situation.
Quote #19200
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are...
Quote #33590
Turn your midlife crisis to your own advantage by making it a time for...
Quote #15232
The giving of riches and honors to a wicked man is like giving strong...
Quote #27940
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supporting you but if not,...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #9628
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.