Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #3494
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #8025
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #7212
Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest...
Quote #18190
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #30486
My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn’t realize what...
Quote #29088
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.