Quote #4967
The worst is notSo long as we can say, “This is the worst.”
Quote #3724
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #2827
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike.
Quote #21341
Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons – that’s philosophy.
Quote #27704
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #18582
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into...
Quote #3891
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #12075
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody...
Quote #23347
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.