Quote #32546
Take my hand And lead me to salvation Take my love For love is...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #30594
Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.
Quote #31604
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Quote #16722
One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only...
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #11272
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #4048
Life…..is a series of dogs.
Quote #28146
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Quote #20010
Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.