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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by...
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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
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God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given...
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I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
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Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
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When honor and truth are at odds, let truth prevail.
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A good son makes a good husband.
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Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never...