Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #33157
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints...
Quote #8285
All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
Quote #28127
To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #33352
Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited...
Quote #6315
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Quote #10973
Necessity, who is the mother of invention.
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A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his...
Quote #25168
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Quote #3687
Philosophy is the highest music.