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He might never really do what he said, but at least he had it...
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You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money,...
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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
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Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything....
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Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
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You get the best out of others when you get the best out of...
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Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get...
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We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of...
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None has more frequent conversations with a disagreeable self than the man of pleasure;...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...