Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #16711
The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth.
Quote #34668
If you would not step into the harlot’s house, do not go by the...
Quote #33544
Many men can make a fortune by very few can build a family.
Quote #19302
Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow.
Quote #13456
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence — and then success...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #2793
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.