Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #349
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #26024
I see no wisdom in saving up indignation for a rainy day.
Quote #14073
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It...
Quote #20633
He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts.
Quote #10767
To be persuasive, we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible;...
Quote #3356
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep...
Quote #5011
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Quote #15921
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.