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Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
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I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they,...
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
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Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know men.
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing...
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