Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #12111
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #24423
First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we...
Quote #6567
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you?re not permitted to enter...
Quote #4843
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #16540
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Quote #16115
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
Quote #187
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.
Quote #15894
Realism…has no more to do with reality than anything else.
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...