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The Lord gets His best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.
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I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.
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I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...
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Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
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Judgement, not passion should prevail.
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I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.