Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #9918
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #28421
You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #19528
Even on the highest throne in the world, we are still sitting on our...
Quote #18616
I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
Quote #11925
Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly...
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #8632
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact,...
Quote #5447
Dig where the gold is?unless you just need some exercise.
Quote #783
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be...