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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not...
Quote #2355
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Quote #28811
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #9020
Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.
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Books are the way the dead talk to the living.
Quote #20087
One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #7782
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...