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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
Quote #8512
Now we are all sons of bitches.
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Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while...
Quote #9357
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #11460
Each bird loves to hear himself sing.
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In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...
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Free children are not easily influenced; the absence of fear accounts for this phenomenon....
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #20089
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.