Quote #7985
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
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Why dost thou gaze upon the sky O that I were yon spangled sphere...
Quote #32917
Generally students are the best vehicles for passing on ideas, for their thoughts are...
Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #33145
Along with such abundance of grace comes the gift of righteousness. Again grace and...
Quote #8105
The greatest and most important problems of life are all fundamentally insoluble. They can...
Quote #4873
Thou art the Mars of malcontents.
Quote #20799
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
Quote #3178
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs...