Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #538
Never give up and never face the facts.
Quote #25298
During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But...
Quote #13447
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #239
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #13760
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Quote #5591
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Quote #11295
And all who told it added something new, And all who heard it made...
Quote #12499
Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their...